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Today we salute you, Mr. Nosebleed Section Ticket Holder Guy
Congratulations. With the help of two Sherpas, and a mountain goat, You have finally reached your seats (touch the skyyy)
Oxygen Mask
(gettin' dizzzyyy) From where you sit, you can see your house...
And Canada.
And Japan.
(I see Okinawa) Th ...continue

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Today we salute you Mr. Movie Theatre Ticket Ripper Upper
Truly the long arm of the law at the movie theatre
You and a velvet rope are all that keep the huddled masses from a free flick.
(show me nowww)
As a vigilant, you boldly demand to see our stub
Getting a little personal, don't you think?
(Can I see your stub?)
Who's the guy in the military style uniform t ...continue

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A California Highway Patrol motorcycle officer pulls over a woman for speeding. When he walked up to her window and opened his ticket book she said, "I bet you're going to sell me tickets to the Highway Patrol Ball."

He replied, "No, highway patrolmen don't have Balls." There followed a moment of silence while she smiled and he realized what he had said. He then closed his book, got back ...continue

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A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket, and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your stub."
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Tickets to a Hilary Duff concert: $54
Ski Mask: $14
A gun: $89
Killing the Fakest Bitch in the World: Priceless

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News from BadassBuddy

September 2010

Damn, BadassBuddy... You OLD!

On Sep 24, 2010, BadassBuddy will be 10 years old.

A decade ago went from 0 to Badass in about 2.5 lunar cycles
(the Web's 21st fastest growing site at the time), and the birth of an Internet anti-hero turned into a fleeting past-time for millions of chat-zombies around the globe (before SpaceBook took ownership of the majority of our free time). At times BadassBuddy was almost as impressive as the best xkcd ever!, with aspirations of being just half as cool as the worst Homestar Runner ever. (..negatory..)

10 years ago the BadassBuddy concept essentially began with just one simple piece of "edgy" pixel art that made AOL Instant Messenger™®© appear to have a nifty new feature:

Unfortunately, pixel art has since been considered a dying art form, however the ninjas over at will show you that pixel creativity is in fact still very much alive
(and I know you still love retro video gaming when you're not FPS'ing and rocking out with pretend instruments).

So I'd like to wish BadassBuddy a happy 10 year anniversary, but more importantly I'd like to thank the brilliant artists, the mediocre artists
(gotta start somewhere), the blog entry contributors, the web designers and content managers, the rockingest server admin ever, and everybody else involved, for all of the hard work and passion that went in to making a unique contribution to the interwebs.



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