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A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl s ...continue
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"Where'd you get the coconut?"
"We found them."
"FOUND them? In Mercea? The coconut's tropical!"
"What do you mean?"
"Well, this is a temperate zone."
"The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or plumber may seek warmer climes in the winter, yet these are not strangers to our land!"
"Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?!"

-Monty Python and ...continue

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Once in a forest there was a fly. And this fly was flying over a stream. And in this stream was a salmon. The Salmon thinks to himself, "That fly is gonna drop 6 inches and when it does, I'm gonna jump up and get it." Next to this stream is a bear who thinks to himself, "That fly is gonna drop six inches so the salmon is gonna jump out of the watter and get it, and when it does I'm gonna rush in, ...continue
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A storm is coming, Frank says. A storm that will swallow the children. And I will deliver them from the kingdom of pain. I will deliver the children back the their doorsteps. And send the monsters back to the underground. I'll send them back to a place where no-one else can see them. Except for me. Because I am Donnie Darko.
~Donnie Darko

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed 4 turtles whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtles were six feet tall and had learned karate.
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News from BadassBuddy

September 2010

Damn, BadassBuddy... You OLD!

On Sep 24, 2010, BadassBuddy will be 10 years old.

A decade ago went from 0 to Badass in about 2.5 lunar cycles
(the Web's 21st fastest growing site at the time), and the birth of an Internet anti-hero turned into a fleeting past-time for millions of chat-zombies around the globe (before SpaceBook took ownership of the majority of our free time). At times BadassBuddy was almost as impressive as the best xkcd ever!, with aspirations of being just half as cool as the worst Homestar Runner ever. (..negatory..)

10 years ago the BadassBuddy concept essentially began with just one simple piece of "edgy" pixel art that made AOL Instant Messenger™®© appear to have a nifty new feature:

Unfortunately, pixel art has since been considered a dying art form, however the ninjas over at will show you that pixel creativity is in fact still very much alive
(and I know you still love retro video gaming when you're not FPS'ing and rocking out with pretend instruments).

So I'd like to wish BadassBuddy a happy 10 year anniversary, but more importantly I'd like to thank the brilliant artists, the mediocre artists
(gotta start somewhere), the blog entry contributors, the web designers and content managers, the rockingest server admin ever, and everybody else involved, for all of the hard work and passion that went in to making a unique contribution to the interwebs.



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