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 GHOST POOPIE: The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet. CLEAN POOPIE: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper. WET POOPIE: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear s ...continue Set as my Away The Unanswered Questions of the World: 1. How do blind people know when they are done wiping? 2. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going as ghosts but as mattresses? 3. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? 4. Is there another word for synonym? 5. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice? ...continue Set as my Away Good Questions Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that a hostage situation? Why do we wash bath towels - aren't we clean when we use them? Why are they called APARTments, when they're all stuck together? Why is a carrot more orange than an orange? What would a chair look like if our knees bent the other way? Why do ...continue Set as my Away "I'm not here right now, until I come back, here's some insightful teachings of the great Chinese philosopher Confucius until I return:" Don't complain about the snow on your neighbor's roof when your own doorstep is unclean. Things that are done, it is needless to speak about; things that are past, it is needless to blame. Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a da ...continue Set as my Away The other day I was working in my garden when I saw my dog sitting beside me with a dead rabbit in his mouth. 'Oh no! He killed that rabbit!' As it turns out, the rabbit belonged to the nextdoor neighbor's little girl. Well, I cleaned it and stuck it back in the cage so it looked like it died of natural causes. Three days later, the nextdoor neighbor walks up to me and asks 'did you hear ...continue Set as my Away News from BadassBuddySeptember 2010
On Sep 24, 2010, BadassBuddy will be 10 years old.A decade ago BadassBuddy.com went from 0 to Badass in about 2.5 lunar cycles (the Web's 21st fastest growing site at the time), and the birth of an Internet anti-hero turned into a fleeting past-time for millions of chat-zombies around the globe (before SpaceBook took ownership of the majority of our free time). At times BadassBuddy was almost as impressive as the best xkcd ever!, with aspirations of being just half as cool as the worst Homestar Runner ever. (..negatory..) 
10 years ago the BadassBuddy concept essentially began with just one simple piece of "edgy" pixel art that made AOL Instant Messenger™®© appear to have a nifty new feature:Unfortunately, pixel art has since been considered a dying art form, however the ninjas over at pixeljoint.com will show you that pixel creativity is in fact still very much alive (and I know you still love retro video gaming when you're not FPS'ing and rocking out with pretend instruments). 
So I'd like to wish BadassBuddy a happy 10 year anniversary, but more importantly I'd like to thank the brilliant artists, the mediocre artists (gotta start somewhere), the
blog entry contributors, the web designers and content managers, the rockingest server admin ever, and everybody else involved, for all of the hard work and
passion that went in to making a unique contribution to the interwebs.
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