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Showing 5 of 7 "dirty old" Away Messages from GoneBuddy.com


Top 10 Things That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving But Aren't
10. "Reach in and grab the giblets."
09. "Whew..that's one terrific spread!"
08. "I am in the mood for a little dark meat!"
07. "Tying the legs together will keep the inside moist."
06. "Talk about a HUGE breast!"
05. "And he forces his way into the end zone!"
04. "She's 5000 pounds fu ...continue

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Today we salute you, Mr. Golfball Washer Inventor.
The time-honored game of golf
Is the sport of kings.
And kings don't play with dirty balls.
(I don't play dirty)
Because of you,
We can give our balls a sudsy tumble at every tee.
The result?
Clean, shiny balls,
Every time we whack 'em.
(flyin' hiiiigh)
Drive after drive.
Putt after putt ...continue

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10 things in golf that sound dirty...
1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. 3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip. 6. Lift your head and spread your legs. 7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired. 8. Just turn your back and dro ...continue

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Today we salute you Mr. Bathroom Stall Dirty Joke Writer.
Armed with your trusty marker
You do the impossible.
Make an incredibly dirty place,
Even dirtier.
(scribble it down now)
Your jokes make us pee our pants.
Lucky for us,
They're down around our ankles.
You answer our most vexing questions.
What ever happened to that man from Nantucket?
...continue

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Today we salute you, Mr. Jean Shorts Inventor.
People insisted that jeans were just pants.
Apparently those people underestimated your out-of-the-box thinking.
(a fashion trail blazer)
Casual enough for a barbeque.
Formal enough for a family reunion.
Your multi-dimensional creation carries both duties with ease.
(you just said doo-dee)
And what should we ca ...continue

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News from BadassBuddy

September 2010

Damn, BadassBuddy... You OLD!


On Sep 24, 2010, BadassBuddy will be 10 years old.

A decade ago BadassBuddy.com went from 0 to Badass in about 2.5 lunar cycles
(the Web's 21st fastest growing site at the time), and the birth of an Internet anti-hero turned into a fleeting past-time for millions of chat-zombies around the globe (before SpaceBook took ownership of the majority of our free time). At times BadassBuddy was almost as impressive as the best xkcd ever!, with aspirations of being just half as cool as the worst Homestar Runner ever. (..negatory..)

10 years ago the BadassBuddy concept essentially began with just one simple piece of "edgy" pixel art that made AOL Instant Messenger™®© appear to have a nifty new feature:

Unfortunately, pixel art has since been considered a dying art form, however the ninjas over at pixeljoint.com will show you that pixel creativity is in fact still very much alive
(and I know you still love retro video gaming when you're not FPS'ing and rocking out with pretend instruments).

So I'd like to wish BadassBuddy a happy 10 year anniversary, but more importantly I'd like to thank the brilliant artists, the mediocre artists
(gotta start somewhere), the blog entry contributors, the web designers and content managers, the rockingest server admin ever, and everybody else involved, for all of the hard work and passion that went in to making a unique contribution to the interwebs.


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