Monkey Avatars
14 buddy icon matches found for Monkey
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Wild Monkeys Buddy
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Chris
 16,707 |
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Space Monkey
11,178 |
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Grease Monkey
7,760 |
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Evil Monkey
37,485 |
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Beat The Meat
27,539 |
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Do The Monkey!
67,863 |
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Devolve
15,999 |
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Wild Monkeys
329,984 |
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Monkey Island
10,972 |
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Shock The Monkey
22,203 |
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Turn Into A Monkey
26,020 |
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Showing 5 of 25 "Monkey" Away Messages from GoneBuddy.com
The Unanswered Questions of the World:
1. How do blind people know when they are done wiping?
2. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going
as ghosts but as mattresses?
3. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
4. Is there another word for synonym?
5. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice? ...continue
Set as my Away
A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver looked at the child and blurted out, "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!"
Infuriated, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong.
"The bus driver insulted me," she fumed.
The man sympathized and said, ...continue
Set as my Away
Today we salute you,
Mr. Giant Inflatable Pink Gorilla Maker.
The automotive industry's most convincing marketing tool:
The giant gas-filled pink gorilla.
(a slow-jumping monkey)
Factory rebates.
0% financing.
Poppycock.
Nothing sells cars like a helium happy primate.
(you said it brother)
Why a gorilla?
Because who'd buy a car from a dealer with ...continue
Set as my Away
Things I Learned From Family Guy:
-A Quahog is a clam
-Firetrucks are red
-Dogs and babies can talk, listen to them
-Death is no good with the ladies
-Nudists are people too
-When you are beautiful, doors magically open for you
-Don't take coupons from giant chickens
-Greased up guys are impossible to catch
-Don't accept popsicles from old men
...continue
Set as my Away
Peter: Hey, I got it! We can play I never. If you've done what the person said, you have to drink to it.
Joe: I'll start. I never slept with Cleveland's wife.
(Quagmire and Cleveland drink)
*many drinks later*
Peter: Okay, I never did a reach-around to a spidermonkey while singing the National Anthem.
Quagmire: What the h*ll! (he drinks)
Joe: Same as Peter's, but with ...continue
Set as my Away
News from BadassBuddy
September 2010
Damn, BadassBuddy... You OLD!
On Sep 24, 2010, BadassBuddy will be 10 years old.
A decade ago BadassBuddy.com went from 0 to Badass in about
2.5 lunar cycles (the Web's 21st fastest growing site at the time), and the birth of an Internet anti-hero turned into a fleeting past-time for millions of
chat-zombies around the globe (before SpaceBook took ownership of the majority of our free time). At times BadassBuddy was almost as impressive as the best xkcd ever!, with aspirations
of being just half as cool as the worst Homestar Runner ever. (..negatory..)
10 years ago the BadassBuddy concept essentially began with just one simple piece of "edgy" pixel art that made AOL Instant Messenger™®© appear to have a nifty new feature:
Unfortunately, pixel art has since been considered a dying art form, however the ninjas over at pixeljoint.com will show you
that pixel creativity is in fact still very much alive (and I know you still love retro video gaming when you're not FPS'ing and rocking out with pretend instruments).
So I'd like to wish BadassBuddy a happy 10 year anniversary, but more importantly I'd like to thank the brilliant artists, the mediocre artists (gotta start somewhere), the
blog entry contributors, the web designers and content managers, the rockingest server admin ever, and everybody else involved, for all of the hard work and
passion that went in to making a unique contribution to the interwebs.
January 2010
Happy New Year!
New Year Buddy Icons and Avatars
The year is 2010. The planet: Earth.(The calendar: Gregorian apparently)
The Internet has become self-aware and is rapidly taking over the world by means of friend requests and tweets.
Mankind has been given two primary options: Facebook & Twitter... except the catch is that there is only one true option: submit to the Internet
(just don't double-click Submit).
Advanced Internets in distant parts of the Universe are collaborating to introduce Earth's Internet into the universal network of
interplanetary Spacewebs, beaming data from galaxy to galaxy like a super fast dial-up modem... only way faster. In some cases your emails
may get bounced back to you before you even send them thanks to black holes and Spock manning the email server.
Global Warming has decided to take a vacation (bring back something cool!) while Water Shortages tap-dance their way to center stage.
Meanwhile, we R all Bcoming much smartR thx 2 txt MSGing & better at expressing our feelings digitally using smiley faces, emoticons, avatars,
and buddy icons. :)))
THAT BEING SAID, HAVE A HAPPY NEW YEAR, BADASS BUDDIES!!!!!
-end transmission
December 2009
Holiday Times!
Holidays: "hall uh daze" (n): time away from school, presents, free food... COUNT ME IN!
3...2...1... EGG NOG! Christmas Buddy Icons and Avatars
October 19, 2009
Halloween Strategy Time!
1. Get that last minute sheet-over-the-head ghost costume worked out so that you're mentally ready to accept gobs of candy from strangers.
2. Make sure everybody in your neighborhood is Tweeting on Halloween so that you can determine where the best candy is in the neighborhood in real time.
3. Go straight to the house that has the best candy, making sure to bring with you an empty pillow case, and strategically work your way back home hitting all the good spots, thereby minimizing time away from the PC.
Good luck! Happy Halloween!
September 24, 2009
Happy Birthday BadassBuddy!
 
Today we celebrate NINE YEARS of digital badassery. How will we celebrate nearly a decade of BadassBuddy antics? By staying up all night long chatting on the
Internet, of course! In honor of this memorable moment in history, we have added our first ever ANIMATED AVATARS which now work with
the brand new AIM 7™. ENJOY!!!
July 3, 2009
Happy 4th of July!
Barbecues, parades, and fireworks, OH MY! Have a wonderful Independence Day and long weekend, IM'ers!
  
May 29, 2009
Badass Flick for All Ages
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Growing up in a Single Parent Family can be a lifelong struggle for both children and parents alike. In Tim VandeSteeg's 'My Run',
see how one man, Terry Hitchcock - a TRUE badass - ran 75 consecutive marathons in 75 consecutive days to let
single parent families know that they're not alone. Peep the preview here.
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May 22, 2009
Happy Memorial Day Weekend!
Fire up the grill and pay your respect to the badass military personnel who have sacrificed their lives to protect the USA!
February 8, 2009
Get Your Love On!
Valentine's Day is right around the corner so if you've got a sig-other, you'd better start figuring out what's going to make or break your
relationship on V-Day! And if you're single, embrace it! Love isn't always an easy walk in the park. Oftentimes it's more like a sketchy
drive down a steep mountain with unreliable breaks and a flat tire.
Happy Valentine's Day!
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