January 2010

Happy New Year!


New Year Buddy Icons and Avatars

The year is 2010. The planet: Earth.
(The calendar: Gregorian apparently)

The Internet has become self-aware and is rapidly taking over the world by means of friend requests and tweets. Mankind has been given two primary options: Facebook & Twitter... except the catch is that there is only one true option: submit to the Internet (just don't double-click Submit).

Advanced Internets in distant parts of the Universe are collaborating to introduce Earth's Internet into the universal network of interplanetary Spacewebs, beaming data from galaxy to galaxy like a super fast dial-up modem... only way faster. In some cases your emails may get bounced back to you before you even send them thanks to black holes and Spock manning the email server.

Global Warming has decided to take a vacation (bring back something cool!) while Water Shortages tap-dance their way to center stage. Meanwhile, we R all Bcoming much smartR thx 2 txt MSGing & better at expressing our feelings digitally using smiley faces, emoticons, avatars, and buddy icons. :)))

THAT BEING SAID, HAVE A HAPPY NEW YEAR, BADASS BUDDIES!!!!!

-end transmission